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Stella Blue

2008-09-08T16:37:00.003-05:00

Hotest damn blues singer in the area! Trying to get the guys to get a ride together this fall to go hear her again! She's played at our 4th party a few times. Fucking great to listen to!

http://www.myspace.com/stellablueband

Random Shit

2008-09-04T17:20:00.002-05:00

26th Grafton Run

2008-09-02T19:49:00.007-05:00

What a great weekend.

Saturday was a boy night out on the bikes. It was just right. Good fun, but able to get in bed in time (1:30ish) to get up the next morning for the main event.

The 26th Annual Grafton Run.

Headed into Red Bud. We had around 75 bikes this year. A good pack to ride in.

We blocked traffic at every stop. Ran 8 stop signs and stop lights in a row!

Hard to ever see everyone, but it was a good site to see.

A view from the back of the pack

Phillis, Dan, Me, Miranda, Steve and John Boy at the gas stop after around 80 miles of riding.

Couple of bikes at the gas station outside of Alton

Nat and Norma J - the amazing sisters!

This is the 6th year that Tonya has done this to Jimmy. He is just a bartender from Dupo...

Tonya getting Jimmy all fucked up with body shots

John Boy, Me (in the vest with my mouth open...) Vick and Kenny looking over to see what happened to Jimmy.

Jimmy, after 10 shots. He was left at the bar, used and abused

John Boy and Norma J (This is after I broke a table in half doing my Table Walk Trick...)

Vickie towards the end of a long day. Only 2 more stops from this bar and we were home!

Weekend with the boys (my little 3)

2008-08-25T11:20:00.005-05:00

It was a good weekend with the boys. I had all three of them Friday until Sunday.

We spent alot of time out at the lake, riding the 4 wheelers, shooting the guns and just running around.

Nate is getting closer to the age where he is fun to play with. The other two boys are just a mess!

Not a whole lot to talk about, just a good weekend. Makes you feel good to be a dad.

Nate wearing LC's helmet. He's ready to go riding soon

Highlight of the weekend, feeding Skinny his first adult mouse

Living

2008-08-21T12:07:00.002-05:00

Timmerz Run and After Party Details

2008-08-15T10:46:00.004-05:00

Run Details

Sign up from 11 till 1 at the Pop-a-Top in Ellis Grove
Bikes back by 7
$10 a hand includes (withch includes a meal afterwards and band starting at 8?)
50/50 drawing at 7

Also, for those who are interested, my crew will be headed over to Hawg Mamas afterwards for an all nighters (campers and bus will be there). Cardboard House will be playing.

Everyone take it easy and have a good time! See ya there!

David Mann

2008-08-14T15:21:00.002-05:00

I'm a huge fan of David Mann (from Easy Rider fame and elsewhere).
Here are a couple of my fav's that I stole from elsewhere....

Timmerz Run (plus a couple of hard weekends and a furneral)

2008-08-14T11:22:00.013-05:00

It's been a while. It's been fucking busy!

First off, the last couple of weekend have been a little tough. The candle wasn't thrown all the way in the fire, but it's been burning at both ends and is starting to melt all over the fucking place.

Since Lea left I've been just trying to keep busy between the bike, my boys and doing enough around the house to keep it livable (until they kick me out at some point)

Three weekends ago we had the big kshe party at the eagles. It was a great time for everyone there. Me, Roberto and the Silver Back cooked enough bbq to feed an army. The beer was flowing like water and the band sounded great. I took off around 7:30 (drunk). Called it a good day. Next morning I heard that a good friend, Isaac, wrecked his bike (little play bike) on the way home. He died the following Thursday.

So weekend before last I was feeling very bummed out over Isaac. He's wake was Sunday night. Friday I took the bike to work and ended up leaving early. By the time I got into town I was just in a bad mood and looking for someone to have a beer with. Ended up stopping at the bike shop and drank a 6pack. While just hanging around there, Steve and Joe, Phillis and Kenny and Vickie stopped by. We all ended up meeting Fritz and Kathy for his birthday. Ended up turning into a 3am drunken pool party.

The next day I was hanging like a big dog. Ended up sitting around the eagles drinking soda just chatting about Isaac and life. Bo and Steve showed up around 9pm and talked me into a beer. That turned downhill quickly. At 10:30 a had a couple in me and was close to feeling human again. We ended up heading out from the eagles over to Sparta (the Garden of Eden). Had a good time, stuck around until 3:30 or so then road over to Tim's for the rest of the night. Ended up sitting around the camp fire until sun raise. Road home around 7:30 that morning. Very Easy Rider. Very Cool. Helped clear my head a little.

Sunday, slept most of the day, woke up hung over and time to goto the wake. It was huge. 2 to 3 hour wait in line to pay your respects. He was a good guy.

Last weekend I had the boys. It's great to spend time with them. It would be better if I could make it work with Lea, but at least I have them. LC and Nate (and Ty) are all good kids and I couldn't love them more if I had to.

We played most of Friday night and all day Saturday was spent on the pool. Ended up inviting Roberto, YimmyYo, Vick and Kenny and some other over for beer and bbq. My mom wanted the boys for the night, so she ended up taking them with her around 8ish. Then it got wild! Steve and Bo showed up and it all turned into a drunken mess.

Party shut down around 4:30ish that morning. Good times had by all. It was the first time this summer that I had a party like that. Used to do them all the time. I need to make sure it isn't the last for the year!

This weekend we have the 2nd annual Timmerz Run. Tim was killed on his bike 3 years ago now. His little brother Josh and their family puts on the run in his memory. It was a good turn out and a good time last year. Expecting the same this year.

Planning on starting early Saturday morning with breakfast at Al's for everyone. Then to the Pop-a-Top for sign on and the run. Afterwards over to Hawg Mama's for a band and all night party. I'll take the bus over early Saturday morning, so it should be a good time for all.

Pierced!

2008-07-24T14:59:00.008-05:00

Well I did more last night. Been waiting for a while but finally got the nipples done to match the ears, dick and balls!

Whats left? Maybe a couple of surface piercing on the wrists....

Me and the Boys

2008-07-15T12:47:00.005-05:00

Just me and my boys crashing after a hard day!

This weekend is the Old Shawneetown Street Rally

http://www.hogrock.com/ot.htm
We are headed down Saturday morning. Party all night and ride back Sunday morning

Salvia Divinorum

2008-07-09T17:10:00.003-05:00

Steelville Eagles Fireman Poker Run

2008-07-03T15:21:00.012-05:00

Steve Playing Captain Morgan

Steve and Jo at the Chester Eagles.

Steve at the Steelville Eagles after a few more beers!

Steve (Toy's) down at Da Nite

Me someplace....

Me and Toy's sexy ass!

Toy and Steven in love!

Tim and Wendesday behind the Chester Eagles

Jo taking off her shirt again......

Friend of Wednesdays. Rode with Phillis all day

Wednesday

Jo getting ready to kick someone's ass!
I think she is still thinking about it.....

Me taking Jo home

Me (I guess getting ready to take Jo home)

Phillis!

Standing outside the Eagles later....

Phillis was a happy boy! He had a rider under 120 lbs all day!

Toy and Phillis

A biker walks into a bar.....

2008-07-02T13:02:00.005-05:00

A biker walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'' Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the moneyand the keys to a brand new Fatboy.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up and so he asks, 'What arethe three tests?''

You must pay first...... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the$10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:

First - Youhave to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and youcan't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex....You have to take care of that problem!

'The man is stunned.'

I know I paid my fucking $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do allthose other things... ''Your call,' says the bartender..... ' but, your money stays where it is.'

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says, 'Where's the damn tequila?'

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.

Tears stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bullchained to a pole.

Soon the people inside the bar hear growling , biting, and screaming sounds... then nothing but silence!

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back intothe bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.

He says, 'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'

The boys

2008-07-01T11:11:00.001-05:00

Well, I look like a convict, but the boys look good!

Next Project? (Old Project.....)

2008-06-28T18:16:00.004-05:00

Well the bike is done, the bus is done, I am bored.....

I have the 68.... I think its time to make it move by itself.......

Memphis!!! Fucking NOT!

2008-06-28T15:05:00.003-05:00

Well I should be in Memphis with the group right now, but the fucking rain came in last night so everyone cancelled (since we were all riding down there).

Kenny and Vicky still went (in the car.....)

Some kick ass memphis blues that I don't get to listen to

Some kick ass memphis drink that I don't get to drink

Some memphis titties I don't get to look at!

a bad day.....

2008-06-26T17:56:00.001-05:00

Benifit Ride in Maestown (Hard Weekend #2)

2008-06-25T12:41:00.008-05:00

Vinny, Me and Kenny at bar #4 (or 5....)

PeeWee and Dave

Vick and Kenny (and my sexy ass back)

Kristen drinking a soda.... (Phillis's daughter)

Kelly and Vick look sexy as hell!

Phillis with his daughter

Big Al sucking face with his old lady

Thats just too sweet....

Vick and Kristen

Kenny telling PeeWee that STAG is where it's at...

Me telling everyone that I really love this beer in my hands...

NUTS

Todd, Dan, Norma J, me and crew and Sportos

Vinny and Charlotte looking sexy (PeeWee wouldnt look at us I guess)

Three Maes's in a row!

Mary and PeeWee (Mary is 68, her old man is 70, and they ride 100 mph everywhere they go!)

Dave checking out some titties... (his old lady...)

Hog Rock 2008 (Hard Weekend #1)

2008-06-25T12:26:00.012-05:00

It was a great year! As always!

Friday night after too much shine and a little "other stuff"...

Phillis getting ready for day 4

Amazing Asses!

Vicky showing Dan how to ride bitch

Nothing like a good cheap picnic table dancer!

Kenny - fucked up!

Me still too fucked up - dancing - they should have put me to bed - they didn't...

Kenny still a little messed up....

Dan looking "cool" - note the 2 fans he had to have...

Curtis

Some other Chester folk trying to kill us with mini bikes

Norma J trying to kill herself on a mini bike

My with my shirt and pants on.... This is before the shine. Shine makes your clothes fall off.

Waiting for Dan to get his arm done

Vick and Wednesday

Kenny, Me and Curtis waiting out the rain friday afternoon

Norma J!

It's been a long hard couple of weekends - I'll tell you soon!

2008-06-23T17:04:00.004-05:00

Just Cause

2008-06-20T16:13:00.003-05:00

DIARY

2008-06-03T14:38:00.002-05:00

HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:
Bike wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

Tins on - just not starting.....

2008-04-27T08:25:00.002-05:00

Fuck!

2008-04-26T19:40:00.002-05:00

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the Harley dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Before it starts!

2008-04-26T17:52:00.005-05:00

A biker came home from a long week of riding, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The biker sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.