Looks like we made it on the web from hog rock....

I was checking out the pics on US Bike Parties.com today, looking over the Hog Rock pics and the reviews, etc.. and sure enough, there we are (Brandy and I)....

I am sure some of the rest of us are on there (we are most years...)

Hog Rock 2009 - WOW

Well it's come and gone, and it was a GREAT TIME. I'll be posting most of the pics over on the river rats page (www.chester-riverrats.com)

There are lots to come!

Hog Rock 09 - Just Days Away

Man - what a year so far! Between going through hell with my ex-ol lady, pay cuts and layoff's at work, and just overall shit, its been a bit of a test!




Thank god for the bright spots! Brandy and I are doing great and even better yet, it's fucking hog rock time!

Looks like there are around 20 of us going this year, leaving Wednesday at 6:00 and can't fucking wait!

We still have a ton of shit to get ready, the bus needs cleaned and stocked, the trailer needs some welding and repairs, the bikes need cleaned, the beer needs brought and there are close to a thousand over little things, but we are getting close!

Stella Blue

All the years combine
they melt into a dream
A broken angel sings
from a guitar
In the end there's just a song
comes crying like the wind
through all the broken dreams
and vanished years

Stella Blue

When all the cards are down
there's nothing left to see
There's just the pavement left
and broken dreams
In the end there's still that song
comes crying like the wind
down every lonely street
that's ever been

Stella Blue

I've stayed in every blue-light cheap hotel
Can't win for trying
Dust off those rusty strings just
one more time
Gonna make em shine

It all rolls into one
and nothing comes for free
There's nothing you can hold
for very long
And when you hear that song
come crying like the wind
it seems like all this life
was just a dream
Stella Blue

crusty old biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

Amazing!

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. '"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." 

'"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"   

"Thirty-four," she replied. 

Good day with the boys

Wow!  Baby it's cold outside!  

What a cool day.  Me, the old man and my boy (LC, Ty and Nate) spend the day at the lake.  Started off with some homemade breakfast and then spend the rest of the day riding the 4 wheelers, shooting the BB guns and just getting cold and muddy!

(more pics to come)

Going to the Dark Side!

Well after another rear tire that only got around 3,500 miles out of it, i am going to the Dark Side. 

Just ordered a new Bridgestone G851 130/70/18 ZR (regular bike tire) for the front tire and a Toyo Proxe T1R 215/45/18 ZR High Performance (car tire) for the rear

Words of Wisdom....

• Friends don't let friends take home ugly girls home (when people can see them or their wife is is around...)
• Beauty is only a light switch away
• If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives
• Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
  
• Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! 
• If voting could really change things, it would be illegal
• Express Lane: Five beers or less 

Chester River Rats!

Well we needed a place to start hosting all the pics from our rides, etc.. so we made one!

Check it out!  http://www.chester-riverrats.com